I have a shirt that says that. When my husband sees me wearing it, he considers it a warning and makes himself scarce. Today, that shirt would be very appropriate.
So, remember how I was going to do this half marathon? Plans may have changed. I'm not 100% sure yet, but I may not be able to run, due to ongoing (and highly irritating) injuries - plantar fascitiis and hip inflammation - which will never get better unless I stop completely for awhile.
I thought I'd take a week off from running to see if that would help it "heal" enough to run the half, if not, looks like I'm done. So not only do I miss the half marathon (which, let's face it, is not a crisis), but I also might lose the Nike+ challenge I'm currently winning against one of my college buddies - a much bigger crisis. This is for bragging rights, after all.